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In. Hide Spoilers. I think a lot of the other reviewers missed the point of this movie The jokes are dumb and the movie plays bad stereotypes and that's why it's funny!

Chill smoke watch porn i mean a movie lol

This movie isn't about character development or conflict The fact that we have "slow burnin" the animated t chiming in at random points in the movie just adds to the ridiculousness. Honestly if you look at the cover and saw that you were going to watch a movie where 40 year old snoop dogg is playing a high schooler of the same age who just hasn't graduated yet, you should expect what you're about to watch. This is the kind of movie you watch when you want to just relax and watch some low class comedy. Invite some people over, talk through the movie, drink or whatever, and just enjoy something stupid for a while.

Was this review helpful? Of course, any stoner movie with Snoop with a guaranteed good time. It was also cool seeing Wiz Khalifa as the nerd coming out of his shell. The movie was not made exceptionally well, and could even be deemed amateurish. But it was definitely fun to watch. I was high-ly recommend it! I am a fan of both Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa.

So when I heard that they were collaborating to make a stoner comedy I was excited. But unfortunately in my opinion this is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Here's some reasons why I think this. The first problem is at the beginning of the movie, when we're introduced to "Slow Burn".

A poorly animated cartoon t that, really, looks like a white banana. Slow Burn delivers some of the dumbest and unfunny dialogue I've ever heard. Slow Burn then proceeds to tell us that we have to get high to enjoy this movie. Now, it's no lie that weed makes some terrible movies more enjoyable. But relying on the intoxication of your audience for a films enjoyment is pathetic. The next issue came when I began to uncover what the overall plot was. A cool kid helps a nerdy kid become cool. This story has been reused times over. When put into the right hands, this plot could possibly become effective, but usually this is not the case.

Now I could be wrong about this, but, while watching, it seemed that the overall point of the movie was to sell music. When you make a movie specifically to sell something or some things "Jack and Jill" it will usually not turn out well. Especially when it's obvious. I could go in depth about how bad the acting was or how flat the jokes fell, but I'm not trying to write a book.

Which is sad because this is a movie that I've been anticipating as a fan of Wiz and Snoop, and a fan of stoner comedies. But good stoner comedies have good characters Chill smoke watch porn i mean a movie lol you like and care for.

Before the movie started the audience are told to smoke some weed because you supposedly can't watch the film without being high. Well let's just say I don't have the best access to it so I watched sober. The movie is probably right. I thought the movie was quite boring and the relief being that it was very short and had Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa in it.

The movie is sort of like watching weed porn in a lot of ways. Since half of the movie is showing Wiz and Snoop or their friends getting high in all the different ways. The plot does not have a lot of substance to it and ultimately this movie probably is only for when your high. If your not high, you probably shouldn't watch it.

Chill smoke watch porn i mean a movie lol

There are some moments that are pretty funny though even if your not high which broke some of the disinterest. I didn't think this movie was terrible, but it wasn't good either for me personally. Note: Not that it genuinely matters, but the follow contains spoilers for the entire film. Never before have I seen a collective group of human beings manage to take nearly half a million dollars and somehow transform that into some of the worst 75 minutes in cinematic history, looking cheaper and more amateur than many budgetless shorts I've seen on youtube.

Starring in the film are rappers Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa, Snoop Dogg playing himself, but essentially as a creepy 35 year old man still in high school, and Wiz Khalifa playing as a "stuck-up" nerd, suspiciously wearing a long sleeved, button down shirt for most of the film to hide his tattoos.

Andy Milonakis also makes a cameo appearance as a wheelchair bound, fart sucking cripple, proving that it is actually physically possible for a human being to sink lower than rock bottom. The viewer is immediately greeted by a talking, time-traveling CGI t frompossibly once a banana on a stock model website, recolored white and given eyes and a Chill smoke watch porn i mean a movie lol.

He informs the viewer that it is near mandatory to watch this film while under the influence of marijuana, suggesting a parallel between seeing it uninebriated and watching a 3D film without the glasses. This should be the first warning to any rational human being to proceed no further, the fact that the writers are literally admitting that you have to be mentally stunted to appreciate the film's attempts at humor. I understand that this is a "stoner" film, as begrudgingly I am to acknowledge that as a genre, but even a film like Half Baked doesn't required one to forcibly drop their IQ to appreciate at least a portion of the film's humor.

It isn't trying to act like anything more. Snoop Dogg, on his 15th year of high school, manipulates the main character into consuming a cannabis brownie, transforms him into a lowlife hood, and decks him out in full body and face tattoos, say goodbye to Ivy League or an actual job for that matter and we are supposed to like and support both of these characters.

After both get arrested, I suddenly start to think "maybe the makers of this film aren't complete sociopaths at all. Maybe we'll see our protagonist realize his fall from grace and try to redeem himself. They both get out of jail and neither face any consequences for their actions. The film then returns to our CGI banana t friend, who so eloquently enthralls the viewer with the film's thesis. So it totally shouldn't be illegal, man," If this film is supposed to be exemplary of the intelligence level of the average marijuana user, I can only hope it stays illegal for a very, very long time.

Snoop has no acting abilities and it shows, the whole cast seems to be a sycophantic group hell bent on pleasing their leader. Film clearly a platform to "sell" the soundtrack, which like the film has predictable lyrics and strives to be "contraversal" in it's message, but is about 50 years to late Hendrix, Joplin, Jim Morrison etc etc etc told us to tune in and drop out far more eloquently.

Sadly Chill smoke watch porn i mean a movie lol is purely a commercial venture, those that will watch it and will promote It, will do so just because they think that they are "stickin it to DA man". Being a fan of the Mac and Devin Album I found the movie to be entertaining.

Whilst I found many of the reviews on this site to be rather misinformed or misleading. First off Wiz's acting wasn't up to par because let's face it he's a rapper not an actor, contrary to popular belief not all entertainers can make that transition into a different medium. Considering the circumstances, his first time on screen, I think Wiz did great and if that were something he would want to continue to do it would take work and time.

While some of the reviewers found Snoop's acting a little dry I would have to disagree. But with awards and even more nominations Snoop has already proved himself to be a successful actor. Check the facts, it's not up for debate. I can't stand the comparisons to "How High" or as one reviewer even went as far as"Superbad".

As far as low budget films go it was pretty good. The "movie" was an hour long, more like a TV special if you ask me, so any comparisons to a higher budgeted feature film just seems unfair. If you didn't enjoy the film because of their promotion of weed culture Im sorry to say its Wiz and Snoop.

What did you expect? I found some of the jokes to be corny, predicable, or unfunny while I found myself dying from laughter at times. I could have honestly done without Andy Milonakis character. To those of you that didn't enjoy the musical breaks in-between scenes, I regret to inform you that the movie was adapted from the concept of a collab album, not the other way around.

You would really have to be a fan of the music and the album to truly enjoy the film. The film wasn't meant to sell an album that was released almost a year ago, nor was it meant to be an extended music video to songs they already have videos for. It was made to go that extra mile and give a little extra to the fans and they succeeded in that delivery. OK, before you skip this review.

Chill smoke watch porn i mean a movie lol

Hear me out why I gave this movie It's necessary. Yeah it's a low budget movie. Yeah it objectifies women and is misogynistic. But it's got charm that all this makes it what it is: A doctor prescribed, heavily engineered stoner movie.

Chill smoke watch porn i mean a movie lol

And it works. We all seen Citizen Kane, Chaplin, Bergman, Hitchcock, you name them, I've seen and appreciated all the classics, and this isn't meant to be compared to them or any Hollywood flick. It's a great laid back weed movie as meandering and creative at what is celebrates. It's done by feel and not trying to be high art. Watch the movie all the way to the end, because it although it dips a bit in the middle, it picks up and is worth it for the blooper reels. In this movie there are nuggets of truth and genius wrapped within all the silliness.

Ignore the people who don't "get" this movie. This movies is funny af, anyone who says else knows nothing and should not be taken seriously. I normally don't write reviews, but I felt compelled to write one after being highly disappointed with the outcome of this movie. Being originally from Pittsburgh, I was exposed to Wiz Khalifa when he was just an underground mix tape artist. The moment I heard him and Snoop were doing a movie, I was dying to see what type of film they would put together. I knew it wasn't going to be a Oscar nominee, but I was excited to see it for what it was, a stoner movie.

I anticipated it to be a movie like How High mixed with a little bit of Superbad. The movie starts out with a cartoon clip of this character slow burn who at first seems like a good addition to the movie. He tells you to smoke some weed before the movie because, well lets face it, you cannot watch this movie sober it's that bad. At various points, slow burn stops the movie to say some irrelevant things that seems like they are just there to fill up some space.

Chill smoke watch porn i mean a movie lol

It really bothered me, it is like when you are trying to watch a movie and someone keeps trying to talk to you, it really messed with the flow of the story if you can even call it a story. Also, the movie was stopped multiple times for Mac and Devin to preform full length songs, which also seems like it was there to just fill up space. It would have been less irritating if the videos were placed at the end of the movie or added into the special features.

Chill smoke watch porn i mean a movie lol

The movie didn't have a smooth flow or an actual plot line. The story was a recycled script that was generic and vanilla. I know it's a movie, but it still has to be some what realistic. I couldn't take Snoop seriously as a 15 year senior, it just wasn't logical. I laughed a few times, but only because of the stony persona they both have and because I'm a long time fan of both the artists also i was a little spacey. The movie was pushed back multiple times and it seems like they knew it was going to be bad, but they just hyped it up so that people would buy it.

Chill smoke watch porn i mean a movie lol

I wouldn't consider it a movie. Thank God I torrented it and didn't pay actual money for it. At the end of it, I was scratching my head thinking It seemed short and the ending didn't feel like a real ending.

Chill smoke watch porn i mean a movie lol

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